I don’t think I need to introduce the movie IT. King’s book was made into a movie twice and the sequel to will hit the cinema soon. But before that happens, you can get hit by this creepy clown porn.
Movie Porn came with quite a disturbing porn version of this popular flick. Why disturbing, you ask? Well, I never liked clowns, never understood how they could be seen as a symbol of fun and joy. Seeing the first IT movie only confirmed clowns are fucking nightmare fuel and should all be eradicated. (Remember how for some time in 2018 there were sightings of people wearing clown masks attacking people? Yeah, just pour that fucking gasoline into my already scorching nightmares!)
This movie (I mean the porn version now) made me feel really uncomfortable. The mask, the setting, the acting, it’s all way too convincing for me to be able to focus on the porn aspect. It gave me goosebumps and I was afraid, which means it is well done, I guess. (Seriously, the mask is creepy as fuck and the guy was obviously enjoying this role,
Too bad, I couldn’t enjoy it as well. Maybe if I were a Juggalo… Nevermind. It hurts me to say so, but this movie is really good. If you get turned on by clowns and/or non-consensual sex, you will love every second of it. You can also appreciate the filmmaking skills, the set, and all the actors. I mean, feel free to have a wank, if you can. But now, if you excuse me, I will go hide under a blanket and sob for some time.
