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Worst porn acting #2

We are back with the best of the worst. Get ready to laugh, wonder and stare in disbelief. And this time, you can keep your pants on.

Cyrano aka Dickface
Ever been called a dickface? It hurts, doesn’t it? Now take a look at this guy and consider yourself lucky. You can also spend a couple seconds thinking “Who, the fuck, could ever consider this a good idea for porn movie?!?”


Cool Dad
Nothing cheers one up as much as words of appreciation from their father, right? Especially when it’s during your first coitus and he’s sitting next to you, watching. Thank God, he wasn’t rubbing one out as well.


Sharkfuck
Well, I am out of words here. The costume is so realistic I couldn’t believe it wasn’t an actual shark. The dialogue is so natural it made me think it wasn’t even scripted. And the happy end? OMG, I literally can’t even describe how good it was. (NOT)


Fan of a Midget
OMG, my [INSERT ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING] broke, I need to call a repairman!” is the worst clich√© you will ever see in porn. Ok, pizza guy and a dropped towel might be worse, but still. But these guys (or is the midget a woman? Don’t really know) turned it into perfection. Watch them karate chop the fan, enjoy the repairman with a huge bag of tools, but somehow still unable to put the lid on and click the three clippers holding it. This is a true masterpiece.


That’s it for today. Stay tuned, more absurd and fucked-up porn will come soon. Also, don’t be afraid and send us your recommendations for bad porn acting, show us what you watch.